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[[File:Balloon Baron James Tiberius Burke.jpg|thumb|James Tiberius Burke – Balloon Baron]] | |||
This is what a Jim looks like. Kind of stupid, eh? | This is what a Jim looks like. Kind of stupid, eh? | ||
'''The Balloon Baron''' (aka James Tiberius Burke) is the | '''The Balloon Baron''' (aka James Tiberius Burke) is the 2010 & 2011 Director al Largo at Pumping Station: One. When he is not conjuring plans that will doom him, he works as a balloon man. He now headlines powerwheels, which will doom us all. Oh no. OH YES. Oh no. | ||
He's also a Level 50 Troll, who once was able to troll himself into thinking he didn't write this. Which he did, but he totally forgot once too. | He's also a Level 50 Troll, who once was able to troll himself into thinking he didn't write this. Which he did, but he totally forgot once too. | ||
Things Jim Does Well: | '''Things Jim Does Well:''' | ||
-Rallies troops and can occasionally get shit done <br> | -Rallies troops and can occasionally get shit done <br> | ||
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-vast knowledge in useless shit. Like television, Tesla, and Formula 1 <br> | -vast knowledge in useless shit. Like television, Tesla, and Formula 1 <br> | ||
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Things Jim Does Horribly: | '''Things Jim Does Horribly:'''<br><br> | ||
-speaks with an "inside voice"<br> | -speaks with an "inside voice"<br> | ||
-does things on time<br> | -does things on time<br> | ||
-understands things that are not Iconic television show tropes<br> | -understands things that are not Iconic television show tropes<br> | ||
-mechanical engineering<br> | -mechanical engineering<br> | ||
-ending on a high note<br> | |||
