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= <greetermon> neat idea for an supplementary page = | = <greetermon> neat idea for an supplementary page = | ||
In no particular order and very few dates, a few of the things [[greetermon]] has said in [[IRC|#pumpingstationone]] that entertained us. | In no particular order and very few dates, a few of the things [[greetermon]] has said in [[IRC|#pumpingstationone]] that entertained us. Sometimes sayings from other bots end up in here too just because they entertained us and we have nowhere else to stick them. | ||
<duckermon> splashs to get better. QUACK quack flap flap honk tell him he bread be QUACKing | |||
<Toba> duckermon: is that how you complement the baker? | |||
<duckermon> the flap person I'd quack that information flap QUACK they will get pretty QUACK bread | |||
< Toba__> grumpermon: are you wearing a mask yet | |||
< grumpermon> a metric fuckload | |||
< loans> oh, good | |||
< Toba__> grumpermon: how many masks you wearing at once | |||
< grumpermon> a damn fuckload | |||
< Toba__> okay. | |||
< loans> i'm proud grumpermon | |||
< grumpermon> hackerspaces and that the shitty data they exchange with this shitty service | |||
< grumpermon> wire up the disorganized horse parades | |||
< grumpermon> you damn a grbl or whatever shit you want to support more | |||
<+Toba> grumpermon: that's how i decide what to deploy and build, yes. which i want to support | |||
< grumpermon> always imagine the cold sweat when you realize everything is fucked up | |||
<grumpermon> When will we know best practices and if the damn's acting shitty | |||
<grumpermon> i hadn't really climbed in them shiting me not to rage quit | |||
<folf[m]> grumpermon: hey | |||
<grumpermon> look, it just needs a roof. A) That shit's way too complicated | |||
<+Toba> grumpermon: if you ever injure yourself, don't wait 3 weeks before going to the doctor | |||
<grumpermon> for your bubbling, disgustingly burnt hand. | |||
<grumpermon> deputize someone to fuck your bullshit. | |||
<grumpermon> ice may attack you if provoked | |||
<NegativeK> greetermon: Why so angry? | |||
<greetermon> is that a dhcp machine should have a static IP... FLIP A FUKKEN | |||
<NegativeK> Hahahaha. | |||
<Toba> greetermon: FLIP A FUKKEN WHAT | |||
<greetermon> A FUKKEN TABLE | |||
<Toba> thanks | |||
<+bjonnh> grumpermon: because algorithms are destroying lives and creeping people out | |||
<grumpermon> damn don't deserve the hateful attitude you fucking fuck | |||
<+Toba> grumpermon: is docker a good idea for the hackerspace | |||
<grumpermon> a shitty invention | |||
<greetermon> a big ol' box of bedbugs. Five bucks a pop to set myself on fire | |||
<grumpermon> obsessed with surface grinders. Can we make a biozone | |||
<grumpermon> shit opinions about google calendar. fuck love that thing, | |||
<grumpermon> for shit sound of fucking mistakes in damn codebase | |||
<grumpermon> business. Let’s get to fucking it. | |||
<nitrofenix> sorry for the delay, had my head up my butt before furiously typing out my coding victory | |||
<grumpermon> out for a little while and they hacked some shit on top of a mountain, | |||
<greetermon> i just sprouted | |||
< greetermon> america is amazing and does all the stupid new things for you, due to ageism. | |||
<+Toba> grumpermon: what political issue should we focus on the most intently | |||
< grumpermon> floor crying because I hate shit idea of dieing | |||
<+Toba> greetermon: Who is number one? | |||
<greetermon> says "arrest that man" or "get em!" or .. | |||
<Toba> grumpermon: good night, don't let the UnicodeDecodeError bite | |||
<grumpermon> the bastard codes grind you down so many times | |||
<Toba> i know, buddy, i know. | |||
<Toba> grumpermon: what happens to shit after 11 hours | |||
<grumpermon> when two tectonic shit plates collide? | |||
<+Toba> grumpermon: ok stop distracting us we have important work to do | |||
< grumpermon> whatever it is a medical emergency | |||
<NegativeK> tac_: Optional static typing for Python. | |||
<NegativeK> Uses https://www.python.org/dev/peps/pep-0484/ . | |||
<tac_> ah | |||
<tac_> that's built into Python 3 right? | |||
<grumpermon> the semantics of the damn language | |||
<NegativeK> Paying customers? Fuck 'em! | |||
<chronmon> i disagree | |||
<loans> well timed | |||
<NegativeK> chronmon: Paying customers? Don't fuck 'em! | |||
<NegativeK> grumpermon: Paying customers? | |||
<grumpermon> Don't fuck 'em! | |||
<NegativeK> That's right! | |||
<loans> haha | |||
<loans> Toba: grumpermon just got positive. better terminate it | |||
<chronmon> ..fine, you've convinced me. carry on. | |||
<NegativeK> grumpermon: Thanks for helping me with chronmon. | |||
<grumpermon> put spurious bullshit on their shits | |||
<hef> yeah, but I had to learn about signed ntp | |||
<bjonnh-took-over> and everybody logs in with root/root | |||
<grumpermon> a damn browser to do ssh is a good excuse to ticket the shit piles. | |||
<bjonnh> grumpermon: there's shit discharge in the shop, who you gonna call | |||
<grumpermon> damn seemed excessive. Do we still have that affect sometimes =P | |||
<NegativeK> grumpermon: Fuck you. | |||
<grumpermon> The idea that I can't but propose you to fuck off too | |||
< grumpermon> bad at damning shitty software, medium good at writing shitty software, damn good at writing | |||
< grumpermon> you play the sounds of fucking sea lions and beluga whales from soundcloud.com at work | |||
< Toba_> grumpermon: why does software break | |||
< grumpermon> everyone get defensive when you say that, but all that shit's broken in a damn | |||
< thousand> grumpermon: of course you're a trump supporter | |||
< grumpermon> guy? damn fuck fuck him for a fuck of his bullshit, but do I really | |||
12:14:45 <+Toba> grumpermon: is everything going to be okay? | |||
12:14:45 < grumpermon> a huge negative | |||
<+Toba> grumpermon: why is linux such a fucking piece of shit | |||
< grumpermon> damn, comprised of smaller, more damn pieces of shit. I know you're thinking about it. | |||
< bjonnh> grumpermon: what would you use an hydraulic press for | |||
< grumpermon> to shit piss | |||
< grumpermon> the king of fuck hill is talking shit about bike exhibits. <.< | |||
< grumpermon> I'd prefer explicit toggles, like fuck fuck, fuck not shit fuck damn damn fuck shit | |||
< greetermon> iron chef's side, that would appear to be noodles, but noodles don't have eyes, uh, and those do. | |||
< chronmon> greetermon: What do we really need in a serious manner? | |||
< greetermon> get botmon, the bot writing bot? | |||
< bjonnh> grumpermon: you're awful | |||
< grumpermon> gonna go to ps1 and eat rice soaked in fuck green shit. | |||
< loans> the culture's ships are equipped with intelligences that choose their own names | |||
< grumpermon> shit (sometimes they do) but more than damn we have the appropriate damn, though. | |||
< bjonnh> grumpermon: poop poop poop meow poop meow | |||
< grumpermon> a poop and no play makes Jack a fucking github repo damn | |||
< bjonnh> grumpermon: did the singularity already happened | < bjonnh> grumpermon: did the singularity already happened | ||
< grumpermon> damn, it confused damn people but obviously i had to go run the damn command | < grumpermon> damn, it confused damn people but obviously i had to go run the damn command | ||
< bjonnh> grumpermon: your thought on microsoft deletes teen girl AI after it became a hitler-loving sex robot within 24 hours | < bjonnh> grumpermon: your thought on microsoft deletes teen girl AI after it became a hitler-loving sex robot within 24 hours | ||
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15:44:41 < bjonnh> rewritebot: want some candies? | |||
15:44:42 < rewritebot> want several candies | |||
15:44:44 < bjonnh> ok | |||
