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In no particular order and very few dates, a few of the things [[greetermon]] has said in [[IRC|#pumpingstationone]] that entertained us. Sometimes sayings from other bots end up in here too just because they entertained us and we have nowhere else to stick them. | In no particular order and very few dates, a few of the things [[greetermon]] has said in [[IRC|#pumpingstationone]] that entertained us. Sometimes sayings from other bots end up in here too just because they entertained us and we have nowhere else to stick them. | ||
<duckermon> splashs to get better. QUACK quack flap flap honk tell him he bread be QUACKing | |||
<Toba> duckermon: is that how you complement the baker? | |||
<duckermon> the flap person I'd quack that information flap QUACK they will get pretty QUACK bread | |||
< Toba__> grumpermon: are you wearing a mask yet | |||
< grumpermon> a metric fuckload | |||
< loans> oh, good | |||
< Toba__> grumpermon: how many masks you wearing at once | |||
< grumpermon> a damn fuckload | |||
< Toba__> okay. | |||
< loans> i'm proud grumpermon | |||
< grumpermon> hackerspaces and that the shitty data they exchange with this shitty service | |||
< grumpermon> wire up the disorganized horse parades | |||
< grumpermon> you damn a grbl or whatever shit you want to support more | |||
<+Toba> grumpermon: that's how i decide what to deploy and build, yes. which i want to support | |||
< grumpermon> always imagine the cold sweat when you realize everything is fucked up | |||
<grumpermon> When will we know best practices and if the damn's acting shitty | |||
<grumpermon> i hadn't really climbed in them shiting me not to rage quit | |||
<folf[m]> grumpermon: hey | |||
<grumpermon> look, it just needs a roof. A) That shit's way too complicated | |||
<+Toba> grumpermon: if you ever injure yourself, don't wait 3 weeks before going to the doctor | |||
<grumpermon> for your bubbling, disgustingly burnt hand. | |||
<grumpermon> deputize someone to fuck your bullshit. | |||
<grumpermon> ice may attack you if provoked | |||
<NegativeK> greetermon: Why so angry? | |||
<greetermon> is that a dhcp machine should have a static IP... FLIP A FUKKEN | |||
<NegativeK> Hahahaha. | |||
<Toba> greetermon: FLIP A FUKKEN WHAT | |||
<greetermon> A FUKKEN TABLE | |||
<Toba> thanks | |||
<+bjonnh> grumpermon: because algorithms are destroying lives and creeping people out | |||
<grumpermon> damn don't deserve the hateful attitude you fucking fuck | |||
<+Toba> grumpermon: is docker a good idea for the hackerspace | |||
<grumpermon> a shitty invention | |||
<greetermon> a big ol' box of bedbugs. Five bucks a pop to set myself on fire | |||
<grumpermon> obsessed with surface grinders. Can we make a biozone | |||
<grumpermon> shit opinions about google calendar. fuck love that thing, | |||
<grumpermon> for shit sound of fucking mistakes in damn codebase | |||
<grumpermon> business. Let’s get to fucking it. | |||
<nitrofenix> sorry for the delay, had my head up my butt before furiously typing out my coding victory | |||
<grumpermon> out for a little while and they hacked some shit on top of a mountain, | |||
<greetermon> i just sprouted | |||
< greetermon> america is amazing and does all the stupid new things for you, due to ageism. | |||
<+Toba> grumpermon: what political issue should we focus on the most intently | |||
< grumpermon> floor crying because I hate shit idea of dieing | |||
<+Toba> greetermon: Who is number one? | |||
<greetermon> says "arrest that man" or "get em!" or .. | |||
<Toba> grumpermon: good night, don't let the UnicodeDecodeError bite | |||
<grumpermon> the bastard codes grind you down so many times | |||
<Toba> i know, buddy, i know. | |||
<Toba> grumpermon: what happens to shit after 11 hours | |||
<grumpermon> when two tectonic shit plates collide? | |||
<+Toba> grumpermon: ok stop distracting us we have important work to do | <+Toba> grumpermon: ok stop distracting us we have important work to do | ||
